Kaliente94's Club Penguin Secrets and hints— REOPENED!

These are just some random or coincidential pictures I’ve taken on Club penguin using a program called UltraSnap (If you wanna download it, go to google and enter UltraSnap. Downloading it doesnt take long, there are no viruses [so far], and it’s really easy to use.). Here we go! (And also, none of these pictures are edits. They were all posted as if they were taken by an ordinary camera and then developed!)

Clowns are ruling the dojo! I am the third one, the clown with the green body color.

Me, my brother, and his friend all dancing as ghosts in the friends ice castle igloo. The first one is my Brother’s friend, Justin, I am the second one in the middle, and the third one is my brother.

That’s us again! Here, we are scaring up the Night club! Btw, this was during the Fall fair of 2008.

Update (10/8/08): *Turns on old hillbilly voice machine* Here is a story of a less-than-average penguin named Kaliente94. This little bud always gets into all sorts of predicaments in Club penguin. Today, I’m gonna tell you folks about a single day in the life o’ this here little troublemaker. Hay’re we go.

Kaliente94 just woke up outta bed. He tried to wake up his puffle, but could’nt.

So instead, he gave up. Then he realized that he was mighty hungry, so he went to get a bagel…..at the mountain….

Then he realized he was in the wrong spot for some good ol’ grub. So he went to the pizza parlor instead. Except there was no one there yet. It was 6:30 in the morning.

So he decided to get his own pizza. By stealing it. In a very odd costume.

Then, with no success a all, he decided to take pianist (to play the piano) lessons. But he was not very good. The teacher did not tell him that, though.

He then realized that he was late for work. He quickly rushed to the night club to do his job: Being a DJ. Before he started work, he advised the green puffle:

Then he started work.

The boss of the Night Club then came over and asked “Who the heck are you? You don’t work here.” Then Kaliente said “I dont?” and the manager replied “NO! NOW GET OUT!” So he left. But he needed money. So he decided he will kidnap all of the puffles and sell them on CPbay.

The club penguin police saw this and chased him. He then fled into the Boiler room and hid in the Boiler.

He then ran to the dojo to practice karate, but the police found him there.

He then hid in the Coffee shop, behind the Java bags.

Then he ran upstairs, and also commented on the funky piece of “art” on the bookshelf.

Then he jumped out of the window and ran onto the boat in the Dock.

Then he sped away and drove around Club pengun several 15-20 times. He then went flying into the air after running into a rock. He landed right next to his igloo. By this time, it was getting dark. Kaliente94 thought of going home, eating some pie, then going to bed. But when he got inside…

He was robbed himself!

Well, folks. That’s the end of my story. And now, I think I will have some pie myself. See you folks later.

Update (10/19/08): On the day I updated, October 19, 2008, I saw Rockhopper online, and I have proof!

I can’t be seen in the mob of penguins, but you can see rockhopper’s hat in the green circle (if you click on the image, it will zoom in). And if that wasn’t proof enough, I have his player card! By the way, I am not his buddy. The buddy smiley face is there for everyone. He says that everyone is his buddy.

Cool, huh? Comment if you have seen this captivating captain as well!

Look! Even Aunt Arctic loves my site!

A funny little joke I made using Microsoft paint. It pretty much says that your penguin died, and that you have to make a new account. It’s just a joke I made though. Your penguin can’t really die.

Another part of the death joke, saying you can revive your penguin for a *cough*unreasonably high*cough* price.

The final part of the death joke. It says that you are not rich enough to revive your penguin. Lol.

A funny little thing I saw. I took advantage of my computer’s slowness and this is the result. I am supposed to be using the jackhammer from the construction helmet.

Really. Have you ever wondered where club penguin stores all of their items, and where do they get them from? I’ve never seen any sewing factories before, have you?

For earth lovers.

Hug a cute little tree! x3

Or else.

For agents who have finished “Garys secret mission”, the Test Track was right there. But, what happened to it? Where did it go?

Me, being Mario from Super Mario Bros. (I used the canteen because I thought it looked like a fireball.)

Me being Link from The Legend of Zelda.

Me being Kirby from various Kirby games. (My brother collects all the hoodies, thats the only reason we have it.)

That’s all I have for now. When I take more pictures, I’ll be sure to post them.

*IF YOU CANNOT READ WHAT I AM SAYING IN A PICTURE, JUST CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO ZOOM IN.